16 years old and i like sushi sometimes

snapchatting:

don’t kiss me on my neck i will literally fall apart before your very eyes

(via woahmames)

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rabioheab:

william shakespeare hasn’t come out with a new play in a while did he retire or something

(via prvdish)

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7 months ago

josh1413:

Well done, Josh Gates. Well done. I’m cracking up at his amazon review.

(via prvdish)

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7 months ago

vvendys:

vvendys:

why do the french only eat one egg a day?

because one egg is un oeuf

(via prvdish)

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huntersandangels:

I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

(via prvdish)

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sagihairius:

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

(via prvdish)

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7 months ago

thurdsay:

im so annoying kiss me

(via pizza)

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7 months ago

necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 

(via hotwhiteguy)

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7 months ago

in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute

(Source: daisyfairy, via prvdish)

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7 months ago
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

(Source: hobnobbly, via laugh-addict)

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7 months ago

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

(via prvdish)

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